We Went to a Land Down Under

The drama with obtaining my Australian visa was worth it. More than I could ever have thought possible. What, for me, was meant to be a little break from the rush of teaching children and generally being an adult in Korea turned into one of the greatest moments of familial bonding that I’ve had in many years. We laughed. We cried (in happiness). We drank more consistently than I’ve drunk in a long time. And every moment was pure happiness and contentment. I could not have asked for more from a holiday.

After our less-than-ideal travel to the wonderful, bureaucratic country that is Australia, Kris and I greeted the James family, my relatives. We briefly discussed the inconveniences that had plagued us along the way, Australian border protection, and general pleasantries, before we went to bed. The next day meant the arrival of my mother, father, and brother from South Africa and belated Christmas on Boxing Day. I couldn’t wait, but I slept like a baby hopped up on sleeping pills out of relief at arriving safely.

The moment I had been waiting for for many months approached rapidly. We drove to the airport (back so soon after it all) and waited for my immediate family to arrive. While we waited, we entertained ourselves by people-watching the rest of the inhabitants o the airport at that point in time. One young girl in particular struck our attention. She was clearly an enamoured young lass, holding a sign that read something along the lines of ‘Paulo ❤ Anita; I cannot survive another day without you.’ The sincerity of her placard and her clearly eager face intrigued us. We wondered if the mythical Paulo would ever show up. We were so fixed on Paulo and Anita’s love story that we simply shrugged off my own family’s arrival, staying in the airport to wait and see if Paulo would arrive. He did. They kissed. It was cute, and then a little gross. We left. That moment of intense emotion felt by others has managed to stay clear in my head, even when the host of my own happy memories from the following days blurred together. Funny how that works, really.

The all-too-short time we spent in Australia was filled with more happy moments of bonding with both my immediate family and the James family. Here is a shot of us all, enjoying the aforementioned belated Christmas dinner.10349004_1783335058560857_5840000451346484942_n

We ate. We drank. We went on a trip down to the boonies in the Southern part of Western Australia. There, we drank wine, jumped off of jetties, and looked for kangaroos.

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That poor rental bus.

For some context, I have met the James family in person only twice before. Both times have been in South Africa. Between their two visits, we have kept in contact and banter through Facebook. I would not have considered myself to be too close to them before the trip. After the trip, however, they rank amongst my closest friends, and we have all agreed to try and remain in much better contact going forward.

Oh, and we did finally meet kangaroos. Kristen was braver than I was. And more smooth.

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While it was a refreshing to bond with the James family, some of my favourite moments were those brief periods of time I was able to spend with my mother, brother, and father by themselves. Whether it was talking to my brother about his plans for his current studies and plans for the future, talking with my mother about the rest of the South African family, or discussing my father’s work life, I treasured each second of personal time with these three people that I have known for my entire life (or, in the case of my brother, four years short of my entire life). I miss many people, but none more than them.

I could spend thousands upon thousands of words describing every moment and experience we shared. I could ramble about listening to awful Australian rap as New Year’s approached. I could rave about Australia, and how I now understand why so many South Africans choose to move there. Most of the time, I feel like words are at least equal to pictures in their ability to capture the experiences of my life. For my trip to Australia, I am not nearly a good enough writer to depict how blissful, joyous, raucous, and simply fun it was to be with those I call family. For now, I leave you with one picture, taken at a craft beer house, and a new horcrux of happiness for me. This is what happiness looks like. This is how I spent my entire break feeling. These are the some of the indescribable people I spent it with. I hope that all of you lovely readers are lucky enough to experience joy as pure as this. 10295481_10153743746709360_142213118836155018_o

Twenty-Five Things I Learned on Jeju Island

I am officially over a quarter of a century old, as of Monday the 28th of September 2015. Luckily, I spent the moment that I turned twenty-five on the Hawaii of South Korea: Jeju island. What would normally be a moment where I would become very introspective, negative, and self-pitying, was instead another happy moment in a long weekend filled with joy and relaxation away from Dongtan. In celebration of this, I will list twenty-five things that I learned in my four days on Jeju.

1. My girlfriend is truly the perfect woman for me. She managed to keep the trip a secret for three whole months, right up until we had to pack and leave. Normally she cannot hold a straight face when she’s trying to tell white lies, so this was impressive, and shows how dedicated she was to surprising me. Thank you, my love.

2. Jeju’s most famous fruit, the hallabong, is simply a naartjie. A good naartjie, but not the face-melting taste explosion it had been hyped up to be.

3. The statues symbolic of Jeju are just guys that look like penises.

4. On the subject of penises, a prominent attraction in Jeju is ‘Loveland’, which is essentially a collection of erotic or suggestive statues.

5. Noraebangs (Korean karaoke bars) are heaps of fun. Kris and I went on our first visit to one in Jeju, and we stayed for three hours and woke up with sore throats the next morning. It was worth it.

6. Jeju is home to a volcano (the one in the big picture above) that was once separate from the mainland, but became connected to the rest of the island after erupting. The eruption was so vicious, the soil eroded in such a way that it formed a path to the mainland.

7. Everywhere is a potential spot to throw a Frisbee.

8. Do not try to do anything sea-related when there is a supermoon happening on the other side of the world. The tides will disappoint you. Keep that in mind for 2033!

9. Korea is apparently okay with having the aforementioned sexy statue park, but should a woman show her shoulders, she is likely to get scolded by elderly Koreans.

10. Crime is very low on Jeju island, because everyone on the island is taught at a young age that one must work hard to earn things, and stealing is seen as completely contrary to this philosophy.

11. It is possible to rent a bicycle and, in the course of a few hours, cycle around U-do island, a small, scenic island a 15-minute ferry ride away from Jeju.

12. Travelling for seven hours on a bus sucks.

13. Travelling for seven hours on a bus sucks slightly less when said bus plays a movie.

14.  There is a maze in Jeju that is home to dozens of cats. Kristen enjoyed that one.

15. There are more South Africans in Korea than I thought possible.

16. Muffins can be a well-rounded breakfast.

17. Jeju’s moniker of the ‘Hawaii of Korea’ is well-deserved. The beaches are very clean, the water is warm and clear, and the weather was perfect. A must-do for all in Korea.

18. Do not expect to receive good service in a fried chicken restaurant when the employees of said fried chicken restaurant are watching an important football game.

19. Watching Twitch.tv streams on mobile data is a great way to burn through your data allocation in a matter of minutes.

20. After a trip to the beach, some bus drivers will spray your sandy feet with compressed air before allowing you on their bus.

21. Korean beachfront shops are not known for selling sunglasses. What’s up with that?

22. There is a restaurant on U-do island decorated entirely in Marilyn Monroe memorabilia. They also serve burgers the size of your face.

23. Koreans are not shy to decorate ice-creams with savoury snacks such as spicy chips and onion rings. It wasn’t as bad as it sounds!

24. I am going to miss being twenty-four.

25. Being twenty-five is going to be great! I am in a pleasant country, with the woman that I love. It is all going to be okay.

All in all, I had a wonderful time in Jeju. It is a quirky island, filled with enough things to do to fill the long weekend we were lucky enough to spend there. We made new friends, we strengthened blossoming friendships with people we knew beforehand, and we had a bunch of fun with everyone. We will definitely be returning to Jeju before our time in Korea is over. Sadly, I will not be returning to age twenty-four. It was a good year. But I am certain that twenty-five will be even better!