Dubai: Memories Made, Stereotypes Subdued

A week ago, I returned from a long weekend spent with my mother in Dubai. I was expecting many things. I pictured Dubai as a city of skyscrapers interspersed with sand, camels, and golden Lamborghinis. As a Christian, I was expecting to be unwelcome in a Muslim country. Almost all of these preconceived ideas of what Dubai would be were proved utterly wrong.

Contrary to what I had believed Dubai would be, it is a city that typifies that word so popular with travel blogs, brochures, and general puffery – cosmopolitan. While some of the rest of the United Arab Emirates require certain dress to be worn (particularly by women), Dubai will take you as you are. Even if what you are is frizzy-haired, slightly jet-lagged, and pretty unaware of your surroundings.

During our weekend, my mother and I spent the majority of our time on the multiple bus tours that traverse the city. In past travels, we have found that these tours are a good way to get a better understanding of the city that you’re in. Sure, the experience may be pretty reminiscent of a tourist trap. However, as a foreigner with no knowledge of the area or its surrounds, bus tours are a good way to get your bearings.

On our bus tour, we managed to see the majority of the city. This included the skyscraper-laden downtown/business area, the older town, and the marina area.

How would I describe Dubai to those who have not been there? Imagine a small, succulent, perfectly-cooked steak. Now place that steak in a Tupperware container. Then put that container in another one. Repeat this process at least three times. Why this particular analogy?

Dubai is arguably the most plastic city that I have ever experienced. Almost every aspect of the city is engineered to make the visitor consume and purchase to their maximum capacity. Despite this, under the layers of Tupperware plastic, there is definitely a delectable experience to be had. If one can look past how blatantly consumerist it is, Dubai is actually quite a lovely place to be.

But why is Dubai so plastic? This is something I pondered for most of my first day there. I wondered this until the bus tour enlightened me about one crucial fact from Dubai’s history: oil was only discovered there in the 1960’s. I had previously thought that Dubai had long been an oil hub, and its obsession with being the biggest, best, fastest, newest city that it can be was a long-held feature of the region made easier by modern advances in construction and engineering. In fact, Dubai is so precisely calculated because it could be. By the time the Sheiks of the region had money, there was already an abundance of knowledge about town planning and social construction. So Dubai is so plastic because the Sheiks want Dubai to continue to be the central business destination throughout the Middle East. And if the Sheiks want something, they certainly have the money to make it happen.

All in all, Dubai is a baffling, overwhelming, delightful place. It is not surprising that seventy-five percent of Dubai’s population is foreign nationals. You can make money. You can have a good time. Would I recommend Dubai as a travel destination? Not unless you have very deep pockets. Everything is expensive. But if you’re tired of the traditional holidays and you have money to burn, Dubai will not disappoint. You could spend time in the largest mall in the world by area. You could visit a man-made island in the shape of a palm tree. You can visit the tallest building in the world. You could even go skiing. Dubai has a lot, but be prepared to pay dearly for it.

Brisk Disk on Busan’s Beach

My body is aching. Kristen has trouble walking on one of her calves. Our weekend passed by in a blur of sand, disks, and a couple of drinks at The Wolfhound. The culprit? Our first Ultimate event of the new year – the small-in-size-yet-large-in-fun Angel Hat tournament.

When we signed up for the tournament in the first few weeks of winter, we were afraid that it would be plagued by cold so severe that our muscles would seize up. Or worse, fall off of our bodies, frostbitten. Upon our arrival in Busan, our fears proved to be founded on a grain of truth. It was freezing. But we were still incredibly excited to play Ultimate again. For myself, it had been many months since I had stepped onto an actual Ultimate field and thrown the disk towards an end zone. Kris had gone to some training in Daejon in January, but I was too lazy. This laziness came back to bite me over the weekend, as I saw how unfit I had become through months of sloth and good eating.

The eighteen or so people who participated all had a wonderful time. The majority of the games were played 4v4 or 5v5 on small fields. It was a good way to practice our short game and ruin several socks by running in them on the sand. After the first day’s play, my team, Iris, emerged undefeated, defeating all of the other three teams in the competition.

Some say we were stacked with skilled players. No inquests were launched into the truth of this, however.

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Following the day’s play, we spread out and searched for our lodgings. We freshened up and headed to The Wolfhound, a favourite haunt for Ultimate players in Busan. We ate nachos, drank beer (and South African wine to Kris’ extreme joy and eventual detriment), and were rather merry. At one point, one of our number disappeared. We found him later, but he didn’t quite make it back to our accommodation.

The next morning, play was distinctly more sober than the majority of us had been the previous evening. What would have been a layout on the first day was a ‘yeah, no, that can just hit the ground’ on the second day. When the tournament was all said and done, myself and the rest of Iris emerged as the only undefeated team.

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However, the goal of Angel Hat was not victory, but pure, unbridled fun playing the game that we love. In this respect, everyone who participated was a winner. Each team had at least one player who had played little or no Ultimate beforehand (except for Iris. We weren’t stacked, we swear!). The game is always growing, always pulling more in. It may be a cult, but it’s a fun one.

When we rode the two subways, KTX, and bus home, we slept and smiled at the merriment we had enjoyed. With the practice of playing on the beach, we will be more than ready for the next season of ROK-U and all of the other exciting tournaments coming up. Here’s to another year of Ultimate!